• Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

  • Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours..... toilet!

  • A girl phoned me the other day and said ...Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home

  • Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

  • 3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

  • 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said Na my wife is better. 2nd went in and came out n said U R right ur wife is much better.

  • It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

  • I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

  • He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY... MOSQUITO

  • Agar kal hum na bhi rahe Humari yaaden sadaa rahengi Sirf nazren utha ke chaand ko dekhana Humari dosti ki tasweer chand par bani hogi.


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