• Sardar ne JOB ke pahle din Computer pe 11 ghante guzare Boss khushi se Good Aaj kya kiya Sardar Keyboard mein ABCD aage pichhe lagi thi wo sahi kar di

  • Ek sardarni hamesha darwaza khol k nahati thi Kisi ne pucha k aap aisa Q krte h Sardarni boli Mujhe shak h k mujhe darwaze k hole se koi dekhta h

  • SCIENTIST TO SHARABI humne chaand par buruf aur pani ki khauj kar li hai SHARABI yani ab mujhe khali bottle aur namkeen lana padega

  • Napolean In my dictionary there s no word called IMPOSSIBLE Sardar Abi bolne se kya faida jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na

  • 3 sardars were going on a bike Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them Sardar replies Oye pagal ho gaya kya Pehle hi 3 baithe hai Tu kaha baithega

  • Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head A Iqbal Singh Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head A Iqbal Singh

  • santa on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant She is having pain right now Doctor Is this her first child santa No this is her husband speaking

  • Q Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth A Because Doctor has advised him Aaj Light Khana hai

  • Santa s wife dies He is calm but his wife s lover is crying furiously Finally Santa consoles him Don t worry buddy I will marry again

  • Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole