• एक दिन संता पप्पू को समझा रहा था। संता: बेटा मेहनत किया कर, मेहनत करने से कोई मर नहीं जाता। पप्पू: इसीलिए तो मैं मेहनत नहीं करता पापा, असली मज़ा तो उसी काम में है जिसमे जान का खतरा हो।

  • Titanic was sinking An englishman asked Santa How far is land Santa 2 KMs Englishman jumped into sea Englishman Now which direction Santa Downw

  • Sir Chalo Newton s law batao SANTA Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai Sir chalo utna hi batao SANTA And dis is called d Newton s law

  • SANTA went to court JUDGE Order Order SANTA 1 Pizza 2 Dosa 3 Idli 1 Cold drink JUDGE Shut Up SANTA No No 7 Up

  • SANTA Main to apne saare dosto ko bhul hi gye the Par ek film dekhi to sab yaad Aa gaye BANTA Kaun si film Santa KAMINEY

  • SANTA went to court JUDGE Order Order SANTA 1 Pizza 2 Dosa 3 Idli 1 Cold drink JUDGE Shut Up SANTA No No 7 Up

  • American In our country marriage even takes place with email Santa In India it is only with a female

  • Santa standing in balcony without shirt Banta Wah santaji kya chest hai Santa Eh tan kuch nhn andar ja kay apni bharjai di dekh

  • Na Lana Kabhi kiso ko kareeb Aksar wo door chale jate hai Palbhar ka pyar de kar wo Zindagi bhar ka Dard ban jate hain

  • Santa Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya I LoVe U Santa Gusse Me Beti Se Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Lunga Filhal Tum Uska Sms Use Wapis Bhejo