• Santa asks banta room mate Ye kaisi machis laaye ho Ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi Banta Kya baat kartay ho sab ki sab check kar kay laya hun

  • Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho
    Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the ab use pehchan nahin pa r

  • Banta tum scooter ko pedal kyo leja rahe the Me office ke liye late ho gaya tha mere pas itna bhi time nahi the ke use start kar le jao

  • Y r U so nice! Y r U so kind! Y r U so intellignt Y r U so lucky! Y r U so blessed! Simple Humse dosti ki h to thoda to faida hoga hi.

  • Santa 2 wife did u hav ny boyfriend b4 marriage Wife remain silent Santa Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu Wife Bewakoof count to karne de

  • Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track Man marega kya Santa Saale marega to tu suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai

  • Santa We have been married for 50 years Why don t we kill a chicken tonight Jeeto Why kill the chicken It is not his fault

  • Lady to inspector Santa My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago he hasn t come back yet Santa Why don t u cook something else

  • wo kon sa city hai jiska first wrd kaat do to desh ka nam banta hai last ka katt do to car ka nam banta hai dono kaat do to scooter ka nam banta h

  • Santa Have u heard of Suez Canal Banta Yes Santa My father dug it Banta Have u heard of Dead sea S Yes B My father killed it