• Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

  • Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

  • Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

  • Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

  • Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old

  • Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old

  • Machar ne ek aadmi ko din me kata. aadmi: tum to raat me katate ho na? Machar: ghar ke halaat kharab hain, isliye overtime kar raha hoon.

  • If a girl vomits, her parents ask kaun tha wo kamina? If a boy vomits, his parents ask kamine kaha se pi k aaya hai? Moral:- always boys r Kamine.

  • Wife(in kitchen): Main pehle se jyada sundar ho gai hu. Husband: tumhe kaise pata? wife: mujhe dekh kar rotiya jali ja rahi hain.

  • Q. Doctor : Kya App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?. A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.