• Akele Ja Rhe The Jivan k Rasto Pe Nirash Dukhi Thake Huye Fir 1 Mod Pe ApSa DOST Mila Or Baki Zindagi Ka Bhi SATYANASH Ho Gaya

  • Advertisment Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu

  • Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho meri ruh tak kaap jata h ye sunkar ki tum bartan manjane k sabun se nahate ho

  • Sardar Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho Sardar Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

  • 1 msg ki kimatTum kya janoKanjus babu,Balnce ka asirwad hota h 1 msg,Dosto k liye khasHota he-1 msg,Aur 1khali inbox ka khwab hota 1 msg

  • Beta Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai Papa Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai

  • Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti Wah wah Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti Toh munni thodi kam badnam hoti

  • 1 nursery ke child ne exam ke time mam ko blank paper pr toilet kr ke de diya to mam ye kya h idiot Child mam aaphi ne kaha tha k pahle jo aaye usko kro

  • Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
    husband: why??
    wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "how to cook"

  • 1st Saheli Tumne Ab Tak Shaadi Kyu Nai Ki 2nd Shaadi To Karna Chahti hu But Manpasnd Pati Nai Mila 1st Mai Shadi Suda hu Or mera b yahi prblm he