• There is Hot sex Fast sex Group sex Safe sex Leather sex Telephone sex and for people with your face NO SEX

  • What is sms S sala m muft ka s sar dard na karo toh log sochte hai kanjus hai aur karo toh sochte hai ki free honge

  • aasman fta or dharti hil gyi aapne socha humse mukti mil gyi are hum jra se busy kya ho gye or aap ne maan liya k musibat tal g

  • Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi Sagar se gahara koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi

  • Ishq ne Kitno Ko Nikamma bna diya Kisiko Salim,Kisiko Salma bna diya Tum to Ustad nikle Dost, Pados ki Kutiya Ko hi 4 Pillo Ki Amma bna diya

  • Bazu O mein me dum rkta hoon Dil me gam rkta hoon Pata tha sMs aayega tera Isliye DISPRIN KI GOLI ANG RAKHTA HOON

  • Kisiko paas aane me wqt lgta h Kisiko apna bnane me waqt lgta he Jb mnga hmne apko khuda se to usne kaha ruk ja yaar Cartoon banane me wqt lgta hai

  • Tum jab Haste ho to lagta hai Insaan pehle Bandar tha Dekho Gussa mat hona Qki jab tum Gussa hote ho lagta hai ki Insaan Aaj bhi Bandar hai.

  • Phool bina khusbbu bekaar hai chand bina chandni bekaar h pyar bina zindagi bekaar h mere sms bina tumhara MObiLE Bekaar hai R

  • You know when you are really too fat When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea