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  • DANGER GIRL Wife ko Shadi k baad BEGUM kyo kahte hai kyo ki sadi k baad Ldki k sbhi gum husband k ho jate h or ldki BE GUM ho jati h

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  • Girl Bas karo kisne dekh liya to Boy Tum bas sidhi raho thoda khol k rakho plz thoda dekne do Girl Agar nahi dikhaya toh Boy Mai is saal bhi fail ho jaunga

  • Ek bar pujari ji ko loose motion lag gye or doctor k paas dva lene k baad Pujari is k liye koi parhej Doctor bs ek hi parhej hai sankh jor se mat bajaana

  • 1Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya 1admi bola train ayegi to mar jaoge Sarabi Saale abhi abhi Aeroplane uparse gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai be

  • Santa Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta h kya khilate ho Banta Are ye sher hi hai saala pyar vyar ke chakkar me pad kar shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi

  • Mom My dear son why your Wife sitting so silent SON Nothing mom she asked lipstick but i gave fevistick that s all No chip chip no chik chik

  • HE BAGWAN KAY TERI MAYA HE,FURSAT SE TUNE HAMARA NASIB BANAYA HE,NA KOI PHONE NA KOI SMS,KYUN KANJUSO KE SAHENSHA KO HAMARA DOST BANAYA HE...