• A love story Pig loved hen 1 day they kissed each other next day pig died of Bird flu hen died of swine flu that is AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KA

  • Aanshu tere nikle to ankhe meri ho dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho khuda kare dosti hamari itni gheri ho sadak par tum pito or galti meri ho

  • How will u kill a girl Ans Give her many jwelleries and dont give her a mirror

  • Jannat se jab khuda ne pucha k bata "MAA" kya hai. jannat ne jawab diya:"MAA" wo hasti hai jiske kadmo k nichey meri jagah hai. ..ALLAH-hu-AKBER

  • SUNDAY means S Sote raho U Utho der se N Nahao mat D Dekhte raho TV A Aaram hi Aaram karo Y Yaad karo sirf humko So Have a HapPy SuNdaY

  • Sardar ke upar bijli ka taar gira 0 Tadap tadap ke marane hi wala tha ki use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band he shubh ratri gud mrng

  • Log Mohabat Kar K Wafa Nahi krte?Sajdo Me rahte hai Or Ibadat nhi krteShokh To hai Unhe Sajne sanwarne kaFir Q Wo aaino ki Hifajat Nahi krte

  • Tujh ko apni jaan ka salam likhenge Dil ki kitab mein arman likhenge Kash hum ko mil jaye asman ki hukumat Sitaro ki jagah par tera naam likhenge

  • andheri kabar, sunsan kabristan, soni haveli, kala aasman, bejli karki aaya tofan, rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

  • Height of Stupidity Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter working at a call centre Wnted a suitable match fr Chandigarhs highest paid call gal