• one glass water one glass bear o my dear HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

  • Not a good day bring...but this day good makeing...."kabil bano success to sali jakh marke pichi aaegi"...all time is god makeing...

  • Kya aapko HAPPY ka fullform pata hai H HUM A APKO P PAL P PAL Y YAAD KARTE HAIN aap bhi kabhi kabhi hame HAPPY kar liya karo

  • Teacher apna character saf rakhne k liye har aurat ko maa samjana chahiye Student har aurat ko apni maa samju to papa ka charactar kharab ho jayega

  • Har tarf padhai ka saya he kitabo me sukh kisne paya he Hum to jate he tution pe ladkiya dekhne or sir kehte he dekho itni barish me b padhne aya h

  • Great Sex Philosopher William Sexfear Ne Kaha Hai Mard Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Uss Ke Zor Se Nahi Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai

  • Arz kiya hai beth kar mehbooba ki zulfon k saye me aisa josh aaya wah wah wah wah Phir Phir kya uske bhai ne dekh liya aur I C U me hosh aaya

  • Jaate jaate usne ye to keh dia ki apna khyal rkna pr uski aanken bar bar yehi keh rahi thi ki ab mera khyal kaun rakhega

  • Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce

    India's population. "Population control board." Janh

  • dracula dies god wt do u wnt 2b in ur nxt life dracula i wnt 2 b some thng which sucks blood hs wings god made him whisper ultra wth xtra wings