• Happiness is like PENIS. It always looks Small if U hold it in Ur Own hands.But Wn U learn 2 share it,U realize how Big it can be

  • Sensex is like a strapless Bra Some wonder whats holding it while others wait for it to fall down grab the opportunity with both hands

  • ek bar akash ki gand koi mar raha tha tabhi akash jor se chilaya aur sabi log jag gaye akash ki gand se khun ki dhara bah rahi thi aur wo muskura raha th

  • SUHAGRAT ko PATI SAVETA ITNI der muh me leke chusa lekin Aapka khada hi nahi hota PATI saveta tu hat ja HATHON K bhoot HOTON se nai mante

  • Tom Ladkiyo ki susu me zyada badboo kyo aati hai jab ki ladko ki susu me kam aati hai Joe simple ladkiyo ki suse k neche kapor ki goliya nahi hoti

  • Raju:Kya baat h,Chut pe 1b baal nhi h? Savita: Madarchod tu 5000 me Chodne aya h ya meri choot pe kanghi Krne?

  • GARIB Savita: Sunoji WHISPER lena hai.. HUSBAND Ashok: Bhookh mitane k liye to roti nahi, Aur tujhe CHUUUT sukhane k liye DOUBLE ROTI chahiye??

  • Savita : Mere 2 Taango Ke Beech Tujhe Panah Mil Jaye. Mujhe Itna ChOd K Tera LUND Fanah Ho Jaye..

  • ShayriSe Tuje Koi Kam Nhi Qatl B Krde Tu To TujPe Elzam Nhi Kabi To Aygi Mere Ghr Dawat Khane Palng Pe Lita K Na ChoDa To Mera Nam Nhi

  • land ne kaha bur se aaj me tumhe chodunga to bur kahti hai ye land nadan nahi dekha hai tu andar ka medan ghuse ga akar kar nikle ka sukar kar