• Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

  • abye oye yeh mera sms hai samajh me nahi aata hai kya tujhe abey chal nikal abhi yaha se mai batata hoo tujhe tu kya kar raha hai abe chal bhag yaha

  • Angoorwali bina BRA pahane angoor bech rahi thi 1 aadmi bola Excude me AAM Dikh rahe hai aurat abey chutiye tabhi to ANGOOR bik rahe hai

  • Confusion Man want to fuck all the women but want to marry a virgin Women want the man to be great fucker but they didnt allow men to practice elsewhere

  • Jeevan me kya lekar aye the aur kya lekar jayenge KAJU jaisa laye the aur KELE jaise lekar jana hai mauj lo ROJ lo Nahi mile to khoj lo

  • Chachi to Bhatija hum chaat ki dukan kholenge Lekin gaahak kaise ayenge Bhatija to Chachi Mein advrtsmnt karunga k 10 rupaye me Chachi ki Chat lo

  • Frnd k saath karo ya Girlfrnd k saath, Room me karo ya Garden me, Din me karo ya Raat me Bed pe karo ya Sofe pe PADHAI to krni hi hogi.

  • 1 chuha sarb ke drum me gira nikal ke mast hokar soyi hui billi ke muh pe laatmarker bola uth MUNNI aaj ye tera chubul pande tera muzra dhekh ne aaya he

  • Pati jab office se ghar aaya aur apni biwi se bola ROTI VOTI POI HO YA CHUT DABA K SOI HO tab biwi boli AATA WATA LAYE HO YA LAND HILATE AAYE HO

  • Khuda ne husn diya hai to kya maar dalogi Hme nhi dogi to kya iska aachar dalogi