• When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"

  • Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

  • One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.

  • What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.

  • Santa mere paas gaddi bungla paisa hai tere paas kya hai Banta mere paas bhi gaddi bungla paisa hai Santa mar gaya phir apni maa kiske paas hai

  • Pyaar milta hai kahani bankar dil me bas jata hai nishaani bankar jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aankho me na jaane kyu wo nikal jaate hai paan bankar

  • Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a teardrop

  • What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.

  • Be neither too remote nor too familiar. - Prince Charles

  • I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian