• Wife going to USA Wife Do u want anything from USA Husband Yeah an english girl Wife returns from USA Husband where s my gift Wife wait for 9 months

  • Nurse mubarak ho aap ke yaha beta hua he kya naam socha hai iska baap chhedte hue ap itni khubsurat ho ap batao nurse Kutte ka bacha rakh do

  • SANTA When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it Why is it so BANTA Simple it is because I always buy the note book from a Free Market

  • fall Nobody will care 4 u If u die Nobody will cry 4 u Coz Nobody loves u Oh by the ways my name is Nobody

  • Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

  • Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

  • In love, one and one are one.

  • koi kehta hai pyar ek tarah ka nasha hkoi kehta hai pyar ek tarah ki saza hpar main kehta hu pyar karo agar sache dil seto pyar jine ki ek wajah h

  • What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

  • Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who kindly reprove thy faults.