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Lady in bus :- aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.
Man :- oh, who meri salary hai pocket me.
Lady :- harami teri salary 5minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya
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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he choti
Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’
Me bajani hai
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Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi Jaoge.Keep smiling
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many Times u have to be happy wid self service.
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Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana
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Written outside a temple:Q: Why should we believe in GOD?A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa:Beti kuch to pehn
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Sacchi dosti bejubaan hoti hai,Yeh to ankho se bayan hoti hai.Dosti me agar dard mile to kya gum hai? Dard me hi to apno ki pehchan hoti he.
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Son:Papa Heart Ki Kitni Tangen Hoti Hain? Father:1 Bhi Nahi Son:To Phir Kal Raat Ap Kyu Bol Rehe The, "Sweet Heart Taangen Upar Karo
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Shubh Navratri.Maa Durga apki har manokamna puri kare,aap par apni kripa drishti sada banaye rakhe.HAPPY DURGA POOJA
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