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SCIENTIST TO SHARABI humne chaand par buruf aur pani ki khauj kar li hai SHARABI yani ab mujhe khali bottle aur namkeen lana padega
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Napolean In my dictionary there s no word called IMPOSSIBLE Sardar Abi bolne se kya faida jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na
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3 sardars were going on a bike Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them Sardar replies Oye pagal ho gaya kya Pehle hi 3 baithe hai Tu kaha baithega
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Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head A Iqbal Singh Q What do you call a Sardar with one hair on his head A Iqbal Singh
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santa on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant She is having pain right now Doctor Is this her first child santa No this is her husband speaking
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Q Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth A Because Doctor has advised him Aaj Light Khana hai
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Santa s wife dies He is calm but his wife s lover is crying furiously Finally Santa consoles him Don t worry buddy I will marry again
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab He wanted to save money so what did he do Simple he went to Punjab and made a local call
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Oye paaji apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai Sardarji Kyun key pizza hut mein Delivery Free hai
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