• Girls can wear all boys items like Tshirt pant shirt jeans lungies But they cant wear 1thing Guess wat CONDOM Its our monopoly Be pr

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  • On 1st NIGHT Husb- " Darling, comes lets hav Sex..." WIFE-"No Sorry, I hav Promised my Mom that i will leave this Bad work after marriage...

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  • Preeto:Aaj Kal Tum Dhile Rahete Ho Aur Sex Me B Udas Ho Santa-Bevkuf Stock Down,Crude Down, Property DN, Buisness DN To Popat kaise up rahega

  • Nurse: Sardarji, mubarak ho. Aapko judwaa bete hue hai. Sardar: Ye to hona hi tha. Maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi !

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  • Girl:Fuck me Plz. Boy:Nahi main Kunwari ladkiyo k sath sex nahi karta Girl:Why Boy:Bus mujhe "Khoon-Kharaba or "Shor-Sharaba" pasand nahi :-(

  • LIC launches"New Sex Policy" along with Kamasutra Condoms & I-Pill. The new caption line. "Thokne ke saath bhi, Thokne ke baad bhi.":-(

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